The Democratic Republic of United Telue Elo Khmocio is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic population of 184 million United Telue Elo Khmocioans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 14.9%.

The very strong United Telue Elo Khmocioan economy, worth 14.0 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,192 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, criminals are thrown to the elephants to repay their debt to society, and religious education is a new government priority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Telue Elo Khmocio's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Telue Elo Khmocio is ranked 217,149^th in the world and 1^st in Father Land for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.